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Aug. 7th, 2007


Sometimes i do and/or say dumb things. Or maybe i just don't get it. I know i don't ever get it until it's too late. I need things spelled out in black and white. I have no idea how life works. Imaretard.

Jul. 24th, 2007

Tonight's Quotes

"What was in my mouth? I forgot." - Chad
"She's not going to come all the way over here for just a couple of beers. It's not worth the drive." - Me
"I don't know whether to be disgusted or turned on." - Jeremy

And for the conversation of the night while i'm on the phone with Jeremy:

"Oh Chad! Are you okay?" - Jeremy
(I'm hearing Chad gasping and shuffling around in the background)
"What happened?" - Me
"Chad got all excited and his thing spilled over into his car!" - Jeremy

Jul. 16th, 2007

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The Bermuda Triangle scares me.

Jul. 15th, 2007

And in today's news...

My allergies are the super suck today. My Phat Dog Josie is still camping. She likes camping. I am extremely tired. I really shouldn't stay up so late when i have to get up for something not exciting the next day. Fourth meal and i are no longer friends. I hope it can be a curly hair day because i might be late otherwise.

Jul. 8th, 2007

I've had a great week!

After work on monday, i hit BW3's for Chris Jones's birthday. Stayed out a little later than i'd planned, but it was a fun time and definitely worth it.
Opened the store the next morning, then headed back out later that night for birthday fun at the Bally for Matt and Shaw. Received a phone call from Anthony which was exciting. Some random people showed up later in the evening which is always fun! We didn't close the place down, but we stayed exactly as long as we should have. I was able to get a little sleep, and i was happy to see the people that were there.
I worked through wednesday the 4th. Went to Jeremy's for a rained out cook-out that night. Was still a good time though. Watched fireworks going off all around us. I love fireworks! Came back to marshall and met friends uptown for a few drinks, then back for a dip in Nathan's pool. Apologies to Andrea for waking her up in the middle of the night with all the commotion when she had to work the next morning. The cops came to tell us to stop with the fireworks because some neighbor was mad. Oh well, all of Harold's belongings were destroyed at that point anyway. Including his hands. Those burns looked painful!
Thursday night, i went out to the park where my family was camping. Dad grilled steaks. Mom made yummy corn and potatoes. My parents are terrific outdoor cooks! My Phat Dog Josie spent the night which i think she really enjoyed. She got to take several walks with my Dad who loved it as much as she did! Got up early friday morning and headed back out to the campground for a wonderful breakfast of eggs, toast, hash browns, bacon and sausage. They totally went all out! Spent a little while out on the lake with my brother which was great! Headed back home for a while to get myself cleaned up and ready to go to John's baseball game. As we all know, i love me some baseball.
Saturday, got up and mowed. Mom stopped by for a little bit to see if my needs were met. Parents are the greatest! Later that evening, i went to Steve and Brooke's wedding out at the park. It was very nice. They had a keg of beer that kept me occupied most of the evening. I drank a little too much, and thanks to Scott and Edna, i got home safely without driving myself.
Tonight, i went to see Transformers with Harold and Jeremy. I can definitely see why people would see it more than once! I still need to go with the boys to watch it. We'll do that soon.

Jun. 30th, 2007

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If I had biscuits and gravy right now, I would eat it.

Jun. 26th, 2007

Stange because my least favorite color of all time is pink.

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Jun. 23rd, 2007

Quotes of the night

- Harold with the big head.
- Nathan with the big head.
- Hepatitis is nuts.
- Fat to old ratio.
- You're not a 40 year old woman with fake boobs!
- If you don't jam, it's just Spam Day. Otherwise, it's Spam Jam.
- I'm fat; you need a haircut. Let's do it.
- Witches are bitches.
- Is there any chance we can do it later?
- Right now, it's just two bills in a can, but what that means is, get me a beer.
- We do! We have a ham! I got home last night and tried to arm wrestled it.
- If i could hear this song all night long, then sleep for like seven minutes, I'd be ready to party all night long.
- It feels like it's 8am to me. I'm ready to go.
- She'll wash you. You gotta wash like that. (moves hand in up and down motion)
- You're a man with a vagina.
- Poop.
- Poop as well.
- Don't puke on my arm. If you're gonna shit, don't shit in your pants. Pull down your pants to shit.

And last but best of all spoken by Nathan...

- Write that in your armoire!!

Jun. 19th, 2007

Always learning about myself.

I have recently realized that when i am around someone extensively who talks constantly, my brain goes into hibernation. It shuts down and turns off all means of creativity. Things aren't as funny. I have less to say. It's more difficult for me to express myself. I know that i do need to be around people who are creative and have interesting things to say, but there is definitely a limit as to how dominating those people can be during my time spent with them. I know a few people that have affected me like that, and i do love them all very much. I just need to be more careful in the future when choosing how much time should be spent with those people.

Jun. 18th, 2007

Logically thinking, of course

The other day, the army recruiting guys were in my store hanging out and chatting. One of them looks at the new girl(who wears only skirts and dresses for religious reasons)working at the water massage place, and he says, "I bet she'd be hot if she put on some pants." Okay this makes me wonder, if the men sharing those same religious beliefs look at girls wearing pants, do they visualize how hot those girls would be if they'd just put on skirts?

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